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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[โ€“] the_itsb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Hey Google, tell me a joke

Some people still go on The Chive!

๐Ÿ˜‚ Oh googs, you kill me!

Tell me another

Some people still support the fake state of Israel!

Googs, bb, gotta tell you that that shit isn't funny โ€” I agree, it is definitely a joke, but it's not actually funny, please try again

Capitalists like my creators believe in infinite growth, a phenomenon as rare as unicorns!

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ yeah that shit's hilarious, thanks for the laugh, Googs!

You're welcome.

[โ€“] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

The Chive is good though, I can see awooga le boobs and pictures of Awesomeness like bacon and Teddy Roosevelt on the same site! so-true

[โ€“] Angel@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I'm upset that I had to learn what this website is today

[โ€“] BobDole@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Computer, show me Celery Man

[โ€“] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

wtf is this website and how is it even more reddit than reddit

[โ€“] Aradina@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow the chive exists still? Why?

[โ€“] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Some people apparently like Internet culture circa 2010 so much they want a permanent time capsule of it.