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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is a carbon offset just a financial instrument that's supposed to be a promise that a third party will reduce carbon emissions by that amount but in practice doesn't mean anything?

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It is the ultimate capitalist industry, billions of dollars predicated on the promise of not doing a thing you swear you totally would've done. It's like extortion but worse.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's a program in germany where drivers of electric cars can sell their carbon offset, no such option however exists for not using a car and I think that's pretty much the whole thing in a nutshell

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Wow. This comment just makes me realise that 'carbon offsets' are the modern equivalent of buying indulgences 500 years ago.

[–] jaywalker@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably rather tax you for not having a car

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, yeah, pretty much. The Federal Enviromental Agency cites that every car is subsidized by about 5000€ a year on average via costs that drivers don't have to pay. Basically if you don't have a car a good chunk of your taxes go to somebody else for having one

The other chunk of your taxes go to help murder people all around the world and give more subsidies to wildly profitable businesses

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Yes it's how apple, amazon, google, microsoft, major airlines, etc. get to boldly claim they're carbon neutral or on track for it

They'll throw cheap change at an offset company promising to protect land that had little to no threat against it in the first place, then saying they reduced the tonnes of CO2 that would've happened if every square inch of that land was wholly logged and harvested

A lot of the time these offset companies are carbon positive. Like, they'll pay a logging company to sign an optionally renewable contract agreeing they'll keep away from a particular forest for a year or some shit... so the logging company uses the money they got to expand operations somewhere else in that time

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

so-true BRB faith-car-jam driving to the petrol outlet commercial-district to buy a 7.5oz soda can im-doing-my-part for the environment

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

kitty-cri lmao at the little hexbear emoji in the background though

[–] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

If it's hot this summer, I'll know you didn't buy the coke

[–] Waldoz53@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

purchase a carbon offset lol

the most capitalist way to pretend like a corporation is doing something about climate change

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eco-friendly Columbian death squads, sounds goots!

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Either you misspelled Colombia, or shit really escalated at Columbia university today.

[–] hello_hello@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

IDF members did attack protestors at columbia university.

[–] ivn@jlai.lu 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Purchase gas to get a discount on future gas purchases type thing

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

purchase a carbon offset

lmao carbon offsets are why Tesla still exists as a company.

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

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