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[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I've not been blown. Fake news

[–] jaykay@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why not just watch Boston dynamics video? This is clearly clickbait

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was supposed to be a joke on how the robot did not give me a blowjob

[–] jaykay@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Dang at least take him to dinner first

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I can't wait for one of these to call me "citizen" while breaking my arms for stealing a food packet from the local ration office

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Finally. Cyberpunk so-true

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Huh....you're actually making a solid point for employing these things. Actual cops will just break your arm, at least these guys will be polite! Who knows, a hundred years from now the 'population growth management' department in charge of sterilizing homeless people may even be programmed to smile tearfully and whisper 'thank you' to the homeless person who's trying to collect a one time payment of $100.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago

And at least they won't be racist. If they are, it's just the algorithm! /s

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

as someone who was there, i think i might be coming around on this AI stuff.

grillman

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

sounds like everyone there came around this AI stuff

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

i have no mouth and i must blow

[–] ICantStopSuckingDick@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

liberty-weeping There will be no need for humans if robots are out there blowing everyone!

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

This just like the hit show Blackmirror so-true

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

WHO NEEDS THEIR PUSSY ATE

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Uhhhhhh.....volcel police?!

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Impressive, considering no mouf

[–] laine@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

You forgot to say away

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

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[–] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

as much as i hate drones and AI, this is a necessary step for Mecha engineering.

tired: unmanned autonomous combat craft

wired: manned combat craft piloted by a high school graduate on amphetamines and anti-motion-sickness drugs

inspired: manned combat craft, except the pilot is an autonomous humanoid drone

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Nah, AI blows