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Extra Egg Roll Thrown In By Mistake Becomes Man’s Sole Reason For Living (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Neondragon25@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

Yoo, this happened to me last week and was one of the better parts of the day.

[–] jaspersgroove@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Not today, old friend

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Gotta stay alive long enough to eat the food. Can’t let it go to waste.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

Not even fake news anymore

[–] floridaman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

m.. me

[–] m4xie@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

I could really do with an egg roll.. It's been a very tough couple of months.