Didn't they recently recall every single Cybertruck because the accelerator pedal could come unstuck and wedge it to the floor? Was that bots too?
this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2024
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Wired: bot in my accelerator pedal
The best part is "every single Cybertruck" was a little less than 4k vehicles.
Judging by the top post in the subreddit the official fix is to drill a screw through the plastic on the accelerator pedal to hold it in place better. They're so fucked lmao.
janky ass fix for a janky ass truck
yeah but it the tool looks 3d printed! And only takes a short amount of time to fix, so impressive
But why is the fix even needed. They never get that
Recommend meeting negative comments with critical thinking and a constructive, logical debate, you’ll see it can’t be reciprocated. A bots argument is never more than skin deep and never original in nature. Good luck all. I think this platform is going to sink once everyone starts to see what’s going on.
do they all write like Elon or does Elon just write like a redditor?
Yes.
flushed that lob like prime blake griffin 
Somebody got big mad after being told "stfu nerd" for the 4th time today while explaining why the cyber truck is fricking epic baconsauce.
Concerning.
Elon: Shits himself
Normal people: “Eww, gross, he shit himself, you can see it leaking out his pants leg.”
Elon simps: “Hmmm all this criticism sound eerily similar, clearly this is the work of bots.”
None of these Elon haters are even capable of constructive criticism about his pant shitting. Confirmed CCP bots 
It's me. I'm the bot. Hating on Elon from the depths of my cold mechanical heart.
Extremely relatable
Osamu Tezuka's comics go hard lol.
It's just the natural extension of anyone who disagrees with my correct take is a bot discourse.
Libs are Holden Caulfield, and anyone who disagrees is a big phony.
Like in that movie They Live where he puts the glasses on.
That made me laugh. They think they are the good guy in a movie fighting evil forces because they are one of the few people who can see reality for what it is.
False consciousness
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