cspan guy is angular, low poly count
this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2024
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The guy on the left is some right wing youtuber. Mr Divorcelli introduces himself as a "far left political commentator" and the other dude calls himself right wing. C-Span hosted this as a debate between political youtubers.
far left political commentator
Surprise, Destiny lying on purpose here. He's spent years seething about lefties and how he hates them. He would never describe himself as a leftist to people who would know what that means. He's only comfortable saying it because it's on TV.
I wanna stretch his face like Super Mario 64.
What is this? I wanna read more!
It's from Our Dumb World, the Onions's world almanac
Mister Stromboli 
Mister Spaghett 
Hate how his profile has skyrocketed since the thrashing
This is a deeply unserious country with a deeply unserious culture.
Also this is petty, but could Fred Durstiny really not be bothered to fix his hair at all?
He's too much of an intellectual to care about vanity, my dude. He's too busy working his noodle to care about what he looks like.
No idea who these people are lol
I'm jealous
I only learned of the guy on the right in the recent months, all thanks to hexbear.
maybe that's the real reason for all the defederations...
(luckily, I still don't know who the guy on the left is)
This is absolutely cursed. I know the State Dept has done far worse, but something about them trotting out a Streamer of this sort just feels like a remarkable heinous action.
Mr Bertolli your alfredo sauce makes me gassy
I see that mr Bonacelli has decided to join the Sean Dyche school of beard grooming.
Also, Brad Polumbo is the most Bobson Dugnutt-ass name I've seen in a while.
Brad 
at least Sean Dyche can set up a defence
Mr. Bernoulli I understand you know about fluid dynamics but your political beliefs are bewildering.
They both look like soulless freaks.
Mister Beanello
Mister Stringcheesi
Master Linguisti
Mobster Fromaggi
Hamster Wheelspinni
I'm going to keep doing these and nobody can stop me
Razzle Matazzi
Joester Twoscoopi
Wimple Scarfelli
Dom Deluise
Makes-a Omletti
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Mr. Bonerpill
interview of the century, 
debates 
Mr. Bucciarati, stop trying to unzip me with your Sticky Fingers.
Sick tight goatee bobo
All I see is two punching bags???
Few of us manage to get cheated on in an open relationship
Mr. Duracelli
Vinny from Space Balls had a kid? Who knew.