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Finding me attractive is liberalism
Dating me is bourgeois decadence
Giving me your number is Trotskyism.
Once again proposing my idea for a dating app called Cringe where you can filter by red flags you're willing to roll with
Normal dating apps totally have this function you just put something like “Eat the rich” in your bio and that eliminates most of the chuds
oh god i can already feel the radlib energy dripping off of that userbase
Oh awesome! They finally made an app for guys who join the DSA to pick up girls
You ever reflexively mention Joe Brandon in front of someone who's lefty but not internet poisoned and they look at you confused? Well, now you can do that every day! Sign up today
"I'm Joe Brandon and I approve this message."
"Mr. President - you refered to yourself as Joe Brandon."
"No, I didn't. And if I did - it's because of the teleprompter."
"There is no teleprompter."
"I know that. I was testing everybody!"
I catfish as lefty on this dating app. On the internet no one knows you’re right-handed.
Stop appropriating my culture, poser.
I saw a flyer on a light post yesterday that said "Are YOU a communist?!? Go to wwwdotsocialistrevolution.com and join today!" and I immediately thought, "wow feds are getting agro"
I saw a flyer on a light post yesterday that said "Are YOU a communist?!?
I saw those in New York and had to spend a minute trying to figure out if they were Avakianist cultists, trots, or CPUSA libs since they all decided to go with the same dumb recruiting blurb
Just you wait until a member of the ~~IMT~~ RCA walks onto your subway train trying to ~~proselytize~~ agitate.
Inb4 someone replies with "well how do you agitate?" Not by taking pointers from the goddamn Jehovah's Witnesses at least.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I think those are RCA Avakianist flyers.
Yeah they were but the trots and CPUSA libs all run with the same dumb recruiting line
Really? I genuinely wonder why. Could be a good 
moment to say they fall under the same FBI program that distributed the same shitty idea to all of them.
Which trot organization uses it? ISO?
I think it came originally from IMT, I'm not too studied on trotskyite lore to be 100% positive so take it with a grain of salt but I'm positive the phrase originated from the trotskyite side of the left.
I don't know about the other guys but I'm near certain cpusa started running that line around the end of last year because I remember coming across their shit and being confused about which trot org was trying to co-opt the cpusa hammer and gear and being more confused when it turned out it was cpusa trying to coopt trot language.
If I remember correctly, those were put by trots. So just as bad as feds lmao.
The logo is a joke that kangaroos are lefties, but is also a joke that inside the kangaroo there is a federal informant.
Whinnie the Pooh Spinoff: The adventures of Detectives Kanga and Roo.
I assumed:
I'm still waiting for a dating app for people that play old dead mmorpgs.
Isn't the dating app for people that play old dead MMORPGs...old dead MMORPGs?
buying gf 20k
Inflation is up 100% in Joe Brandon's ~~America~~ Gilenor
want to trade love and affection for sword of smiting +2
OldDeadMmorpgsHookUp.app doesn't exist?
hexbear is going to have to make it themselves.
Now there was a time
When they used to say
That behind every dead mmorpg
There had to be a new mmorpg
But in these times of change
You know that it's no longer true
So we're going out and touching grass
'Cause there's something we forgot to say to you (we say)
Hexbears are doing it for themselves
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Hexbear is an MMORPG.
I got into City of Heroes for a minute when I found out about the Homecoming server. I never got the chance to play it when it was active, so it was cool messing around on there.
Sometimes i think about Trion worlds mmos. I actually played a sizeable amount of End of Nations beta, real shame that game got cancelled it was actually quite a unique concept. The fact mmos can just be gone forever hurts me a little
I yearn to be free.
I mean at this point....
How 'work from home' culture is disrupting the SpyCop rapist community
Hi anon, my boyfriend, my handler, and my handler's boyfriend all think your thoughts about leninism are really hot.
Please send nudes if you love Marx.
shout out to the creeps who used to use hexbear as a dating app and were repeatedly banned for dm harassment of basically every [she/her] user on the site (me included)
not me learning about this just now cause they forgot about me for some reason
you weren't missing much, it was just some basic shit along the lines of "hey, wanna chat 😏 and then we could do a little more than chat if you want 😏" from a year old account with 0 posts and 0 comments
I am already using a dating app for progressives, it's called Hexbear.net 