Biggest insult was putting streaky bacon on the headstone
Why not just defecate on its grave fucksake
this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2024
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Plus beans in a dish and shitty sausages!
Jesse, you need to stop eating Full Englishes. They're not good for you Jesse!
And RIP Joe Biden's uncle
This is a really under reported story.
We don't know if he's dead - he could be 150 and living with a cannibal tribe.
Brekkiexit
Brekkieggsit?
Sickos.
Ha ha, yes!
โFull Englishโ. Is that like a Brazilian? ๐
Full English will put hair on your chest. Brazilian takes it back off.
Also a Brazilian makes your John Thomas look bigger, while too many Full Englishs has the opposite effect. Or so I am told.
But more so!
eating full englishes is the best way to eradicate them!
But I couldn't eat a whole one.
Ulster Fry > Full English
We can have white and black pudding at the same time โฅ๏ธ
Needs more black pudding and tattie scones! ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ Also I like spinach, mushrooms and hot sauce with mine, but that's by the by.
Where are you from?
The celts do it better anyway. The Irish with pudding and soda farls and Scots with scones (I didn't know what the Welsh or Isle of Man do but, assume that the latter do so at whatever pace they like).
I don't think an English breakfast prepared at home like I do it (read: like a heretic) is that unhealthy, but I only do parts (eggs, toast, beans, bacon) and don't fry anything... But what you get served in a public establishment is probably 1500+ calories just from all the oil.
Full English was the best way to start my day in London.
Just gonna leave this here.
I had a veggie one this morning.
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Zero sympathy for the Inselaffen and their breakfast.
Shut up and try not to choke on your Mรผsli.