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No seriously what if they made flubber into a real thing

This could pose problems imo for national security and stuff. Especially if someone gave that little guy some coke/amphetamines they would think it’s cute at first like “wow look at that little guy go” and then he starts bouncing off everyone’s faces until everyone was a skeleton.

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[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If flubber is real this implies the existence of robot girlfriends

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the demonstrable effect of a material that would bounce back with more energy than it takes to compress it would lead to perpetual motion machines. The opensource knowledge of how to create such a material would end scarcity and spell doom to capitalism and climate change.

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

i feel like it would end scarcity but at the cost of daily rogue bouncing flubber decapitations

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if you sprayed flubber in condoms, every dick trust would dislocate your junk by the reaction

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

I'd try it once