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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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I was holding in a pee for a few hours because I wasn’t allowed to leave another “vitally important” work meeting, i would occasionally signal to my boss who was two seats down if i could use the restroom and he would just shake his head and return to reading his syllabus or focusing on the person talking. I then told my coworker sat next to me “i need to pee” but they thought i was jesting and they giggled a bit and focused on the seminar, “I’m serious i need to pee” and i got no response, boss looks over at me angry “you’re gonna get me in trouble” my coworker said, i made a fart noise with my mouth which i tried to make quiet but it was fairly loud and the person doing the presentation kinda stopped for a minute and let out a loud “ummm” i then started coughing and said “excuse me” in my normal pitch. Boss gives me another glance and looks angry, i shrug it off and whisper “i need to peee!” He wafts his hand signaling me to leave, i say “excuse me” and then rush out. Once im out i run to the bathroom and then start to pee. I didn’t make it in time so i soiled my pants a bit in my attempt to get my cock out and also peed on the floor a bit, i felt like a rat because they pee everywhere. I came back to the meeting but the door was locked, i kept jiggling the door and i signalled to someone inside to let me in. Boss comes over “meet me in my office, we’re nearly done here”

I go to bosses office and when he comes back he tells me to clear my desk

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