Fart in the other direction
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Buttnik
easy, just piss the other way until you get enough delta-v
Lmao you even ask? Just turn around and do a huge fart in the other direction
No! They have to burp. It's nature's downward propulsion system.
Keep farting in the same direction until you exceed the speed of light and time travel backwards to before you farted.
Face ib a retrograde direction and fart.
You silly person
I didn’t know owls farted tbh.
You think those wings are big enough to achieve flight when their stomachs are always filled with pounds and pounds of beans? The wings are just for steering after they rip one. Owls are the only animal that can do a super powerful, yet silent fart
Stealth in all things
Piss on the moon
Just like my hero Dr. Robotnik
Hold your breath.
I've got to try this
take a left at Albuquerque