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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Fart in the other direction

[–] buh@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

easy, just piss the other way until you get enough delta-v

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao you even ask? Just turn around and do a huge fart in the other direction

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

No! They have to burp. It's nature's downward propulsion system.

[–] Satanic_Mills@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Keep farting in the same direction until you exceed the speed of light and time travel backwards to before you farted.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Face ib a retrograde direction and fart.

[–] Vampire@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

You silly person

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I didn’t know owls farted tbh.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You think those wings are big enough to achieve flight when their stomachs are always filled with pounds and pounds of beans? The wings are just for steering after they rip one. Owls are the only animal that can do a super powerful, yet silent fart

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Stealth in all things

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Just like my hero Dr. Robotnik

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Hold your breath.

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I've got to try this

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

take a left at Albuquerque

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago