My local pharmacy just recently put up a sign in their window "We no longer carry or sell Codeine with Promethazine." All the thugs and the delinquent teens who want to be thugs are into that stuff, they even call it lean! We have to ban it pronto.

I don't think they realize they're like what, a decade or something behind the times now.

[–] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Mine put that up awhile back too. All I want is a nice cup of lean (with McDonald's sprite of course) and to cuddle my pup to sleep

[–] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

I'll have that opium hash oil beverage for my somewhat tender throat, please

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Fentanyl has entered the chat.

officer-down

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's been about 15 years since I last was able to find some actual raw opium, but man that was the shit. What a great nightcap, and significantly less bad for you than drinking a bottle of wine or 8 beers or whatever before bed. Just a nice, mellow buzz. Bring all that shit back.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

I still dream about it. I'm too lazy, but one day I'll grow some poppies and keep a quart of laudanum on hand at all times.

[–] CoolYori@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Only if I able to buy some gelignite in the same store again as well.

[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

I just want nasal decongestants with actual pseudo.