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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Sorry all I forgot to put the left in my pocket so i left the left at home

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[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Great, now we don't have any left left. We were counting on you to bring it.

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Watch your left, comrade.

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Confucius say: War not determine who is right. War only determine who is left.

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Or as Yoda said "Wars not make one right!"

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well

I left for the left.

Does that count?

See, I went... to the left.

Ehhh?

EHHHHHHH?

...I thought it was funny.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you keep turning left you'll eventually go right. Horseshoe theory confirmed, tankies

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Interesting.

I look at you now... you're in front of me.

And

when I turn left long enough

you're in front of me again

Coincidence?

Heh. I think not.

emilie-smug

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

HEE HEE HOO HOO

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Why I write the right a-guy

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

More like Left Right Out rn