just smoke weed
Whip-its are poppers for straight people
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Maybe it's just where I live but I've never met a straight person who does whippits
good post
This is literally the smartest thing ever posted to Hexbear
I did one once when offered and it was literally, cognitively speaking, the stupidest I've ever felt in my life for about 6 seconds
Fuck, they are expensive per time unit though
Need to find/buy one of those huge tanks with one of those medical gas mixes of o2 and n2o
Space Station 13 ass high
They turn you into a dominos.
someone in engineering disconnected the plasma tank without turning the valve off first 
Plasmaman on his way to the engineering break room microwave to make a donkpocket while everyone else is suffocating around him:
Btw do you know about our SS13 server? https://hexbear.net/post/896628
It's kinda dead though :(
I co-run it and tbh I haven't even checked if it's up in months
I didn't know there was a hexbear server haha. I used to play tgstation, but I haven't played in yeeears.
Just smoke weed
But I already dooo
Whippits on psychedelics are godly
Sometimes you just have to lose all cognition for 10 seconds
They are dope when u are already fucked up.
Them shits will blast u into outer space
It allows you to enter heroic doses of DMT for a single minute if you're already on LSD or Shrooms.
I don't want to be stuck in the fucking jester dimension for 8 hours, I just want to peek my head in.
Whippets are awesome when you're already high on weed.
Yeah okay so first you gotta get fucked up on something else. Weed or psychedelics or even random depressants. Otherwise whippets are kind of boring. Then get a big ass tank, 4L if you can, fill a balloon big enough to get like five lungfuls out of it, and see what bizarre opinion your brain decides to believe in.
That's the fun of whippets - you get to experience being wrong and changing your mind, twice. I like to get a piece of paper and right down the insane things I come up with. It's nornally something like "remember that girl from that party three years ago? That's actually your soulmate. Call her and propose." Very funny.
It's nornally something like "remember that girl from that party three years ago? That's actually your soulmate. Call her and propose." Very funny.
But also that sounds like fun, except for the part where you might (definitely) pass out cuz of inhaling 5 whole lungfuls of n2o omg
Wait is this actually some kind of bit?
Mixing depressants and n2o is also a fucking terrible idea
Well yeah you gotta take a lungful or two of normal air in between the nos huffs. N20 won't interact with anything unsafely. It would strong potentiate dissos but that won't kill you.
It would strong potentiate dissos but that won't kill you.
It will strongly potentiate any depressants or disassociatives which could put you in a dangerous position like if you fall over and hit your head or pass out and aspirate vomit :(
I've never mixed nitrous with anything myself but mixing nitrous and and downers seems like a bad idea unless you're really experienced with every substance you're mixing and using only mild doses
Yeah that's fair, there's a good bit of warnings I didn't list.
Don't do nos standing. Don't mix it with things that cause naseau without a sitter. Don't do it more than twice a month or all your nerves will die. Always use a bloon. Dont buy flavored gas. Consider getting a carbon filter.