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“Come on, I bought them.”

”No!”

“I’ll share them with you.”

“No! Mine! Stab!”

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[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He just stabbed me with a fucking pencil. How.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No one is taking his blueberries without a fight.

You'll have to remind him that he can only eat krill anyway

Unless he's a sperm whale, then you're fucked.

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m fairly certain he is in fact a sperm whale.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Welp, looks like those berries are his then lol

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

We love creamsicle!

[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I love when cats suddenly decide to be super possessive about some seemingly random food.

knifecat "IT'S MINE I'LL KILL YOU"

die

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also Creamsicle is a whale.

[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Hexbear has widened my definition of cat to be very inclusive with the late night cat posting kitty-cat

The cat I feed (his name is in fact Gregory) will hork down some Friskees and then suddenly decide he’s afraid of the food and me.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

will creamsicle's terrorism ever end