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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 55 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What a coincidence... America is smaller than Russia, China, Egypt and America combined.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

America is smaller than America and the Vatican combined

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Damn I never realized how small America is, mind fucking blown.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

America is smaller than America and an atom combined.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 24 points 2 years ago

You take that back!

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I heard that your mother is smaller than Egypt!

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Your mom is so small, you can't even see her on a country map

[–] HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Classics

Your mom is so short that her entire body is in her license picture.

Your mom is so short that when she sits on the curb, her legs dangle in the air.

Your mom is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Ones I Made Up Right Now

Your mom is so small that she got run over by a Micro Machines car.

Your mom is so small that she has to stride to walk so she doesn't violate plank length.

Your mom is so small that her mass is divisible by zero.

Your mom is so small that she sneezed and escaped a black hole.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yo mama so short she had to raise herself.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Your mom such a nice lady people say hi to her

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

And I love it!

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Your mom is so small, she fits inside of a house no problem!

[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You could drive for 1000 hours across the United States, Russia and China combined and still be in the United States, Russia and China combined. The Egyptian mind cannot comprehend this.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

That's just what Big Egypt wants you to think.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I think Egypt is bigger if you include Alaska with it.

[–] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

On the other hand, Egypt is larger than their intersection. Now, solve for the size of Egypt.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

You couldn’t overlay it for us?

Terrible map indeed

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Are we sure this isn't just a projection artifact?

[–] red_pigeon@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Is it still small if we include Africa in the group ?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah but is Egypt really over that way?