Well no shit! The depiction of a jetshark is a travesty. The real ones evolved over millions of years to follow the area rule.
this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2024
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Turbojet Jaws isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
When I was a kid, we had to worry about Street Sharks. Now we have to worry about Air Sharks too? Technology moves too fast.
Decidedly not Jawesome
They used to have to have rely on tornados, limiting their range and availability. Now they have sized the means of aerial supremacy and can fly when and where they choose.
TBF the duck stamp contests are very competitive and your ducks are not very detailed.
Anatomic accuracy is a criterion too. The shark is great but I'd redo the ducks' tails.
Has to be jumping out of the water. C'mon let's be scientifically accurate!
It's a jet. See the intake and exhaust?
I hope Mr shark doesn't miss and accidentally ingest waterfowl into a jet engine
Great white sharks have been filmed jumping out of the water. This one, however, seems to be turbojet powered.
I will be issuing these. They entitle you to shoot one shark out of the sky per tag.
That shark is like something I made with Legos when I was 12. lol
It's breathtaking
Of course you haven't. That shark doesn't have a registration number on the tailfin! That's unacceptable!
Plus, I believe that it's rabbit season.
Duck season.
Rabbit season!