Since you took the obviously correct answer of yakety sax, I'd say Ballroom Blitz.
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Good choice! Wayne approves
Getting it out of the way early, “Yakety Sax”.
Assuming I knew how, it would sound completely absurd to try and throat sing yakety sax.
Henry Fillmore’s The Circus Bee on this bad boy
Or maybe just whatever song they are playing lol
I need this song played on one of these at my funeral
That instrument is cool af.
this thing fucking rules
off topic but wow that BP oil ad really was topical. It's kind of incredible how oil companies are still pulling this shit 18 years later
Holy damn that is sick as hell I need to play one of these before I die
Lmao, that song rules. Offbeat horns are the best.
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Since you took the obviously correct answer of yakety sax, Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting
There are many correct answers as this thread shows! I just didn’t want everyone to say the same thing and make it boring to read
ROLLIN' STONES! STREET FIGHTIN' MAN! G . . . . 7!
Uh, you just hit G-8.
"If you like Piña Coladas . . ."
I have no clue what that means but I like the energy
It's from an old Chris Farley movie
That explains the energy. Shrek would have been a very different film if they’d had him in it.
More like a Norm McDonald movie but Chris Farley has a great small role in it. Dirty Work
For some reason I thought it was Tommy Boy.
"Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas... on a medieval bumbulum
Amazing combo
I look at the rest of the band and shrug while mouthing "Let's Have A War?"
And then we play Let's Have A War.
played as a fart chorus if at all possible
Free Bird, only if I can ensure the all-out brawl starts right on the solo.
The Super Mario invincible star music as one guy starts taking out a bunch of people, followed by the death music when he gets hit in the back of the head with a chair/bottle.
One of these because it rules: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OihbIgXBsMU
Hell yeah!
99 Red Balloons cuz I think it would be funny
99 left haymakers
In this fantasy I'm vocals in a slam band and since slam dancing is really silly i don't think I'd notice if it was an actual brawl.
What’s slam? I’m out of touch
Subgenre of brutal death metal that emphasizes the "djun djun djun" and "reeee ee ee eeeee" to the max. Like defeated sanity or dying fetus
So Djent with more pig squeals?
The trainer battle theme from the Pokemon anime, Burning Battlefield.
Pokémon music in a bar brawl? Very yakuza
Oh, that's the wrong one. I meant the faster one with the sick guitar https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=L5wyctbkgGk
There's some movie where this happens but it's Wuxia tavern and the piano player has a zither or dulcimer or something, so he starts dulcimering realy fast but it's silly becaus eitk4 not a dramatic insturment.
MORTAL KKKKKKOMBAT
Surprised no one's siggested P.F.F. by Hank Williams Jr. yet. So, that.
When I'm in the pit,
I'm gonna punch and kick
When I'm in the pit
I'm gonna fuck up shit
I'd probably need a trombone
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