That one's going in my "Things to call White people" folder
this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2024
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paradox: calling them that will make them salty
Yes, as all fries should be
As all fries should be, at least. 
All the unseasoned French fries were there to see a dang Cheeto
It's the best seasoning they can hope for.
Best French fry seasoning? Throwing five spice into the ring as an initial suggestion.
Alt: tossing in lowry’s and vegan mayo before finishing at a higher at a higher heat also slaps
salt, cayenne pepper, garlic, the blood of my enemies, brown sugar
Togarashi and kewpie mayo for a fun Japanese inspired fry time
Madam, I am not a french fry, I am a cracker.