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If he spends $8 more dollars each month he might get Elon to reply
dae zoomers eat tidepod vape 
Damn that's like a 7 year old meme, these dudes are all boomers.
My parents still reference it
tide pods are the funniest fucking thing boomers have ever heard, it's wild
2018
Goddamn that was 6 years ago 
I remember planking at least as far back as 2014
My kids are still planking while doing the cinnamon challenge
I took my 17 year old niece and some of her friends to the mall in my Lightning. They loved the frunk when I put all their bags in there. I said "my frunk is going to be a bit smaller soon when my CT gets here."
I didn't expect the negative reaction at this point, but they all basically told me I was awful for buying it. The only one who gave a reason was that it is incredibly unsafe with no crumple zone, any occupant gets severely hurt in a crash even if the truck looks fine. Then that's all they talked about, how unsafe the CT was, until I dropped them off at home.
When a 17 year old has more sense and self-preservation instinct than a grown adult.
Had one next to me on the road like 2 weeks ago and holy hell it’s just… like I had to hold back laughter that shit looks like someone took the drawing their 4 year old made of a car on their fridge and had someone try and render that into a 3D object. I don’t understand how someone could want that.
Apparently it is based off of one of Elon's car sketches
So basically a 4 year olds drawing.
Oh yeah, totally.
I don't understand it. I bought the meme truck! Why don't the youths acknowledge that I'm epic???
le* epic
That website is a gift that keeps giving lmao
I should study that site to improve my impersonations of fanboy dipshits. It's hard for me to believe they are real people speaking unironically. It seems like some kind of elaborate hoax site.
one thing i've learned from perusing that place is if you think you're being to over the top just double it lmao
What is that website?
I think they are talking about this one, linked in the OP (I hope this doesn't come across snarky, I don't intend for it to)
Thanks! I genuinely did not see the link in the OP. And nit, that did nit come off as snarky
I will raise my children as maoists
I saw one on the road for the first time 2 weeks ago and it was straight up disgusting. I'm a car hobbyist kinda guy (I know) and I thought it was a fuckin abomination. Looks awful in person. Significantly worse than a lot of the media released, and it didn't look great there.
It's very helpful that the worst people in the world are visibly sorting themselves into a recognizable warning sign for normal people though.
And they're more likely to die while driving these cars, so that's good.
It would he funny to spray these cars with a very small squirt of diluted hydrochloric acid.
The kids are okay
I'd rather buy The Homer than this janky piece of shit. It's cooler, and probably cheaper, too.
plus it's got the little ball for finding it in the parking lot
Apparently it doesn't even have door handles. Fuck off, Tesla.
:its the children who are wrong:
what is a storyline?
This man's cope to pretend others have fallen for some sort of nefarious ploy to convince them of a narrative that makes cybertruck and the rest of elons terrible mistakes look like terrible mistakes!
He knows better tho
They're cheugy. I don't make the rules.
wtf is that how you spell it? I've only ever heard it spoken
Yeah. I only know it from Boonta Vista, apparently all the teens are saying it these days.
god damn it lol me too
Kill this man
Cyber trucky, you're the one /
Who can make my patch time fun /
Cybercuck