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[–] leraje@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'll save them some time: Nessie doesn't exist.

[–] Venicon@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Shhhh our tourism industry depends on Nessie hunting and haggis hunting.

[–] C4d@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

The key is to figure out which of the three legs is shortest in the herd you’re stalking. That’ll tell you which way round the hill they’ll be going.

[–] phi1997@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, she died of old age

[–] leraje@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

F in the chat for Nessie.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Just get McToot to blow on his bagpipes; the Nessies are attracted to the notes as they go floating across the waves

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, was his name McToot? I always thought it was McDougal.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Just looked it up, his first name's unknown (edit: oh I misread, thought you said just Dougal)

(Also it's apparently spelt MacTout, whoops)

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 4 points 2 years ago

I always remembered the song starting "McDougal's on his bagpipes..." All this time his name was MacTout? How did I never catch that? XD

[–] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago

Nessie hahaha stupid humans you will never find me

[–] Noit@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

[–] Kofu@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh no.... not.... CasualUK, now I got the big sad.