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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] WillySpreadum@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I could never date someone who doesn’t remember the Vine Era

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[–] Shyfer@ttrpg.network 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

I've been rewatching old seasons of The Great British Bake Off and it blew my mind when one of the hosts said he played Old Greg. Does anyone remember that weird ass online sketch?

[–] I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Noel Fielding is a well-known British comedian, mate

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[–] blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 years ago

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!!!!!

[–] Daze@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

Link, he come to town

[–] FederatedSaint@beehaw.org 9 points 2 years ago

Everyone loves magical Trevor!

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I’m the captain of the gravy train!

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[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ring goes on, ring goes off

[–] gangstamouse@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I will very occasionally throw a LegendaryFrog reference into conversation. I've only ever had one person get it, but man oh man did it make my day when it finally happened.

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[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gonads in the lightning! In the lightning!

[–] UFODivebomb@programming.dev 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gonads and strife... Gonads and strife...

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Weeeeeeeee!

[–] n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago

Shifty five

[–] skooma_king@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

I like rusty spooons

[–] Kedly@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

But I'm le Tired

[–] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Where can you find lions?

[–] So_zetta_slowpoke@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Only in Kenya

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[–] Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

https://www.stickgames.com was awesome

[–] n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

AddictingGames.com was another great one

Miniclip too

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[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Zeekyboogydoog

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[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

CRAB BATTLE

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Spank my monkey. You know you want to.

I've seen things! I've seen them with my eyes!

4 STR 4 STAM leather belt? [Restricted breathing]

And this! Originally hosted on Albino Black sheep, it's one of my favorite sappy love stories ever.

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[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm in ur base and killin ur d00dz

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[–] Jode@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago

B B B B B B B B 🍓🕐

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!

[–] 50MYT@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

#Base

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Belong to us

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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Liquid Generation SABOTAGE

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 2 years ago

Crab battle!

[–] insomniac_lemon@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

https://media.kbin.social/media/08/30/08301f65d664a04ab3431d901d1b9c5f88a4913da7086fbe580ce765013b961c.png

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