this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2024
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[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oblivion on the left, Skyrim on the right.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 10 points 1 year ago

Both is achievable in Oblivion, the perfect game.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

Adjusts the sliders in the character creation menu

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It would never work, they could never even look each other in the eyes.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Helloooo! My eyes are out here."

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Hammerhead FTW

[–] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

As a kid, I always thought im weird or something, because I never seemed to be able to look someone in both eyes simultaneously, so this phrase always confused me 😅

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then they would be a perfectly average, unremarkable looking person.

[–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Well, except for the tail...

[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

36! But last year I had 37!

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, is that actually Harry Melling?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Her eyes are spaced one eye width apart, which is considered normal. She just has really large, angular eyes.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does anyone know if Taylor swift did something to her eyes? I don't really follow her, but the wife had her tour playing on the TV and something just seems off about them. Like they almost seem too far apart, but that's not quite it either.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

She wears heavy mascara which accentuates her eye shape, and she wears the Egyptian style tails at the outside edges of her eyes which can make them appear wider, or farther apart. As far as I know she hasn't had any surgery. She looks more or less like she did when she was a teenager. She is a very pretty woman.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Can a kid inherit one left eye from mom and one right eye from dad? Can a flounder fish sort of thing happen with stacked eyes? Or a mega eye? Would nearsightedness and farsightedness vision cancel each other out? Will Apple refund their money without asking for a reason or the receipt if they purchased VR goggles and it didn't work?
Just curious.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She got that Innsmouth look going on

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Over contoured

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well…. Aside from the massive forehead.