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[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't talk to me or my son Jorch ever again

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Jorch-Mykel Bloof, played by Michael Cera

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 year ago

Choose your fighter

[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Black people are too powerful for ai

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

At least they got accurate white names

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Bortcels seething at Bortchads

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Shamp definitely hooked up with Foob

[–] flan@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Asheliigynne

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Fooby and Foob are brother and sister. Their parents own a car dealership.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 19 points 1 year ago

"Come along, Borts!"

"Are you talking to me?"

"No, I'm talking to my son, who is also called Borts!"

Class of 76 SCP ass shit.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Thank you, OP. We requested that you post Hogby, and by god, did you deliver.

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)
[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm Borts.

But I won't say which one.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

:sicko-hammin:

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I read that as Clariser

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago

Jorch. Sitting in the CS classes trying to play emulated FF games.

[–] qaopjlll@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I'm Chun~~g~~us

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

I'm Furtis/Furtts

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 15 points 1 year ago

They are correct in taking two Aiden’s as there are many kids named Aiden, but one should be Ayden or Aden or some shit because people want their kids names to be “special”. The Ai is at least more creative than humans at naming imaginary kids.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago
[–] CoolYori@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This has huge I am a mormon kid and my parents named me Gaidalyn. You pronounce it like jay-da-len or some shit.

If my mormon parents named me that I would INSIST on gay-darling

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Let's talk about it layyyyterrrr , Shief. Let's talk about it layyyyterrrr.

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

These are literally just Kor character names

[–] Sushi_Desires@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Don't look into their eyes too long, you'll lose your soul.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I'm Furtis

Or Furtts

idk how to spell my name

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I'm not being serious, I'm just Jorching ya

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Either Shamp or Foob

[–] imikoy@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Ah, the great liberal economist, Bootus Strappus

[–] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I was basically Fooly and I dated a girl who looked just like Clarner

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

But where is Sleve McDichael

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Good ol' nosebleed Borts! I remember that guy like it was yesterday!

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

shimp made me chortle

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Et tu, Bootus?

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

And these are my stepsons. Brindon, Brendon, and Brandon.

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Nah bro, i'm out here Hammin', what you doing?

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Foob looks like Jennifer Lawrence

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Aiden, Aiden, and Braiden. This AI has seen actual recent yearbooks, I see.