She's trying to trick you into loving yourself as much as she does! Don't fall for it!
this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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I wouldn't worry too much. She's just a cartoon, she says those things to everyone who watches that anime
wait a minute... Eva Braun didn't have a master's degree
Anons hand learned a lot of new words since I last posted a slowpoke combo
that poor lady is trying to groom this guy into viability and he's posting on 4chan.
and they wonder why birth rates are declining.
She's def up to something. When my wife of 12 years starts being extra nice I'm wondering wtf she's up to.
Some of you are oblivious to sarcasm by the way
People can't read your intented tone, without clarification there is no way to know if you're serious or not How people don't understand that is beyond me
It's called the Law of Attraction, anon. She's too scared to break up with you because she thinks you'll kill yourself but she also doesn't want to be dating a loser
Uh... you okay buddy?