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Developing a third party UI for a platform you use frequently feels like this sometimes (y.yarn.co)

submitted 1 year ago by ptz@dubvee.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My wife wants a horn in the passenger seat so she can rage for me.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 8 points 1 year ago

😆

That's actually not a bad idea.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I watch too many videos on expensive guitar pedals I can't afford.

I'm "on the bench" at the outsourcing company I work for and I am starting to seriously consider going into DSP programming just so I can work on doing this to effects controls.

I want to make knobs available for this this this and this parameter.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've had that feeling too but luckily bitwig makes a lot of that easily done natively.

Edit: I'd love to make a CLAP plugin someday though.

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do think we need a "tap" horn (thumb button) and an "I'm mad" horn (press/punch the middle of the steering wheel).

On some cars, the "courtesy honk" is all but impossible.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 1 points 1 year ago

My car is like that. I've just stopped trying; it always comes out as angry honk. lol