this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2024
66 points (100.0% liked)

the_dunk_tank

15897 readers
1 users here now

It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.

Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.

Rule 3: No sectarianism.

Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome

Rule 5: No ableism of any kind (that includes stuff like libt*rd)

Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.

Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances' admins or moderators.

Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this. Posts that do not meet this requirement can be posted to !shitreactionariessay@lemmygrad.ml

Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 

WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL

top 26 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] buh@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

when I was a teen I wasn’t buying fancy “spices”

Tell me you’re a kkkrakkka without telling me cracker

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

(Fancy "Spices") (Unamerican Teens) liberty-weeping kelly

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Literally slap a sticker that says “latest fad” on a salt shaker

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

When I was a teen I too didn't know how to cook. Now that I'm an adult I do so I buy spices because that's how you cook. Funny how that works!

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"The Cultural Revolution was so terrible because they attacked intellectuals"

The intellectuals:

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

A very common Mao W. Also I never saw this correlation really until this comment lmfao

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

i like how all the shit they mention as being "outpaced" by millenial spending on groceries are not a daily, critical expense.

restaurants, travel, apparel, and even fitness.

fucking A i hope grocery spending outpaces fitness, wtf.

also, the sawdust-for-brains they interview equivocates millennials with teens while characterizing the decision to spend more on groceries as pursuing specialty/high quality ingredients for clout on social media.

which, let's pretend that food prices haven't shot up like crazy in the last 4 years: even if younger-ish people are buying above-average quality ingredients to prepare food at home, it's probably because we watched our genX and boomer elders eat the cheapo sugar-salt capitalist food system trash and contract debilitating metabolic disorders paired with heart disease.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

I really thought the 'Millennials splurge on food' reporting was going to be one of those things that they memory hole after everyone on the internet clowns on their ghoulishness for a day or two. But no, they're really running with this one doomer

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

this is essentially a rephrasing of the millennial avocado toast panic, no? what was that fixation but some weird association with avocado as an unnecessary and expensive, and therefore luxury, grocery store vegetable. or fruit? idk, i'm not a chemist

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

what was that fixation but some weird association with avocado as an unnecessary and expensive, and therefore luxury, grocery store vegetable. or fruit?

It was some Australian reactionary who seized on "avocado toast" as some supposedly trendy luxury because avocados were imported, but then it turned out the sandwiches in question were no more expensive than any other prepared sandwich IIRC.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

It's a berry with a real big seed.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Yep... and its a s stupid as ever.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anyone wanna bet what "luxury" food items they're gonna tell us is the reason we don't own a house next? My money's on yogurt.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oreos, or Ritz crackers. Or those fancy™ versions of the generic brand's food lineup.

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m not so much splurging on groceries as groceries are rising up to not allow me to take vacations and eat at restaurants, taking up half my paycheck.

Imagine writing “food is the top spending priority for millennials” and thinking, “yeah, this is a good story”.

[–] jonne 3 points 1 year ago

Exactly this. Rent and groceries have gone up so much nobody can afford anything on top of that.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Sure makes sense, it is splurging after all when half your paycheck goes to cover inflated food.

[–] AcidMarxist@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

amerikkka slowly (quickly??) becoming 1990s post-communist eastern europe. The frontier comes home. Time of monsters

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What do these ghouls want? For people to only eat a grain of rice a day? God forbid young people spend a little more money on groceries for a pack of oreos or a box of ice cream to not feel as shit from the depressing reality of living in this capitalist dystopia

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hell yeah kkkookkkies and kkkream!

sicko-jammin

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

2 people who are very clearly millennials calling millennials 'they'

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

The fig leaf of generation discourse momentarily slipping to reveal class struggle curious-marx

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Nah they boomers in mind and soul

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

WALL WALL WALL

[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

They are shrinking the cookies they are smallering the tomato sauce jars and they are charging double for the butter than comes from cows that eat grass. When do we riot!