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Breadtube if it didn't suck.

Post videos you genuinely enjoy and want to share, duh. Celebrate the diversity of interests shared by chapochatters by posting a deep dive into Venetian kelp farming, I dunno. Also media criticism, bite-sized versions of left-wing theory, all the stuff you expected. But I am curious about that kelp farming thing now that you mentioned it.

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There is a cytube that you can paste videos into and watch with whoever happens to be around. It's open submission unless there's something important to commandeer it with at the time.

A weekly watch party happens every Saturday (Sunday down under), with video nominations Saturday-Monday, voting Monday-Thursday. See the pin for whatever stage it's currently in.

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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

I hope he begins every single sentence with "I am not suicidal" going forward

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Gonna be sad when they're are found with 3 bullets to the back of the head because they're upset with themselves for doing this to Boeingsadness-abysmal

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

we're boeing to die

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

And in capitalist america, planes fall apart!

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Well, at least whoever named the thing did a good job.

"We need a name to make our plane, which is held together with hopes and good intentions and could suddenly pop out of existence, sound good. What have you got?"

[–] RION@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If I'm gonna die in an airplane accident that's the way I want it tbh. Kinda baller

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

wearing a parachute on my flight so when the plane falls apart in mid-air i can just glide to my house

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it sucks but turns out they will not let you board a plane with a parachute [emoji of steaming mad smiley face here]

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh so loony liberals are so hung up on me wearing a condom during sex but I can't practice safe aviation on a Boeing and wear my chute??

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

My body my choice, as they say.

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Until a pilot confiscates it and bails.

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

You'll be fine.

[–] assyrian@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

if it's Boeing I ain't going

[–] git@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Beoing is actually an onomatopoeia of the sound made when it falls apart in the sky.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I sense the second whistleblower will also die of a gunshot would that was "self-inflicted".

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Tl:dw? Why it gonna break in half? Does it not have iceberg sensors? steering-device

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what if instead of Dreamliner it's Cream Diner and it's just for the boys in a Waffle House bathroom.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Sounds like rock bottom, but just the material for a great country piece.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Aw cmon. I used to enjoy flying in those because they were comfy (at least in the config for the airline I used to fly). Only airbus and embraer from now on I guess.

Except who cares. I don't fly for work anymore, and I can barely afford to go back home and visit family. I'm not going to spend a bunch more money because the airline that's cheap uses boeing.