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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tractors transcend language. In Three Body Problem they should have bonded with the Trisolarans over tractors and we'd have had galactic peace

[–] CoolYori@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you make it to the 3rd book that almost comes close to what you are wanting. At least I think so.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Spoiling the entire series for myself is what got me interested but I know the tractorpill is just a ruse

[–] somename@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Big machines are just fun! And even more fun when they’re pilotable!

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Get into the EVA, Xi shinji-screm

[–] axont@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Fun fact: Muscatine, Iowa is apparently now a popular destination for Chinese tourists because they wanna see the spot where Xi rode a tractor in 2012

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't he lived there as a young student for some years/months?

[–] Des@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yep and the family he stayed with still adores him and he has visited them recently

[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, the couple on the left are the Dvorchacks who hosted Xi in the Star Trek bedroom which is now forever part of his lore. The lady in red next to him is the one who organized the whole thing. This was from his 2012 visit and they had another reunion during his SF visit last year but it was wisely closed to the press.

[–] khizuo@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Socialism is when tractors, and the more tractors you have the more socialist you are.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Turns out my hyper reactionary grandpa is actually Lenin reborn based on his home decor

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

just checking out the competition, China is the #1 tractor supplier to the world

and they don't charge John Deere prices either

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

John deer actively fight against right to repair laws on their equipment fuck a John deer. The fact that chuds were able to spin that as woke is fucking insane.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

evil chinese dicktator climbs onto a tractor heedless of hurried denials of trained workers xibe-check

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Xi really is a guy being a dude

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Xi confirmed based and Tonka-pilled

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

It’s joever

[–] imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

welcome to the club.

If the Communist Party of the Soviet Union still ruled, we would've gotten Tractor and Tankies as a variant of the typical hammer and sickle.... sicko-wistful

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Crank your tractor!

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

He's just like me.

[–] booty@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago