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[–] crosswind@hexbear.net 83 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People criticized Obama for performatively pretending to drink water, and now here's Biden actually drinking water. Sometimes we just need to maturely accept incremental progress and not let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

Clinton didn't inhale. Obama did.

Obama didn't drink the water. Biden did.

And you tankies still claim the democrats are not making progress?

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

Wow, he can drink a glass of water, he's so presidential

[–] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s MY PRESIDENT going to the toilet by himself

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mr president. That's the sink

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

"My dad would piss in...uh....you know, the thing." - Joseph Robinette Biden

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

They mean in the picture above

[–] flan@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

redditors are the most pathetic toadies ive ever seen in my life i swear to god

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

hell yeah /r/hydroslur!!!!

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

congrats mr president!!!!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh geez, I almost forgot the Trump drinks water like a buffoon discourse

Almost

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Orange you glad we have a good man as president? Ever see what happens when a Cheeto gets wet? Gross!

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

He's a big stupid poopy pants and his butt stinks and people have to smell it.

I'd vote for an emaciated three legged dog that only eats garbage and hates star wars before voting for the Velveeta voldemort

[–] FreudianCafe@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 year ago

Biden if he was a genocidal ghoul

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I shudder to think of what the comments are like

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1byzwut/biden_drinking_water/

I like how a decent chunk of them are variations of "what the fuck is wrong with reddit"

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[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

90% bots spamming gifs of other ppl drinking water, 9% bots spamming "wow he only used one hand" 1% people being like hey what the fuck why is this something we are celebrating its really mundane

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

9% bots spamming "wow he only used one hand"

scrolling the comments to see if anyone made a Rubio joke yet side-eye-2

[–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Cool now get him to draw a clock.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago
[–] ziggurter@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Liberal reddit-logo would lick his boots even harder if just before this he said, "Hey, Palestinians: check this out," like those other monstrous Zionists love to do.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

OMG! How relatable!

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

they cropped out the lower part where his $1500 bespoke slacks are soaked with piss from crotch to cuff.

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ugh that would make him a lot more relatable tbh

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

This is the most powerful man on Earth. His qualification is being able to the thing any individual capable of surviving without intense medical aid can also do.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

capitaldcolon He can drink his own water without having a drip feed???

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 year ago

I was kind of expecting a sippy cup.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

he just like me fr

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Is this the moment Biden truly became president?

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Devil's Milkshake 2: Noble Jackals, Penny Dreadfuls, And The Systematic Dehumanization of Cool

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Was gonna joke about how he looks like he's about to drown in it but i didn't realize it was posted as a flex.

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why are people up voting that? What kind of seal do you have to be to find that good, entertaining, whatever?

[–] somename@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Ngl a large part of it is probably bots.

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Such vigor!

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Dear God these people are braindead morons who will upvote anything Dem backed like a dog running after a ball.