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They even put the ape on the cans. all-my-apes-gone

Tastes pretty good though.

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the most divorced thing I've seen in a while. I love how bad bored apes work as a mascot. This man paid tens of thousands of dollars for an arbitrarily Australian ape that looks like a hostage smiling for the camera.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

why would anyone pay tens of thousands of dollars for these lmao. They don't tell you this but you can download jpegs from the internet for free. It's true, I've got thousands of ape jpegs stored on my computer right now

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A twelve pack. It's ok.

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

hey! that's my ape!

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

A banana seltzer actually sounds pretty dope right now

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've never had a "hard seltzer" before. Is it any good?

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

It is just seltzer with a fairly neutral tasting spirit (similar to vodka). So it mostly depends on the flavouring.

[–] Lenins_Cat_Reincarnated@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn’t this a brand from a youtube channel? Can’t remember the name