*In retrospect, maybe this didn't happen. I have not checked. I did not choose when the downtime was and I was sleepy last night so you get what you get. Anyway.

RED ALERT. I have OSINT that Hamas is planning to finally blow up the sun during the total eclipse when it is most vulnerable and the "decadent west" is outside watching it. DO NOT GO OUTSIDE DURING THE ECLIPSE. DO NOT TRUST ANYONE FROM HAMAS TODAY. RUN HIDE FIGHT.

If this happens I warned all of you. I guarantee it will and am fully prepared to defend myself.

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They've gone a hell of a lot farther than I thought they could with their tunnels.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I've been thinking a lot about how they'll do it. Haven't even slept in three days. It's gotta be guns and drones. I'm fucking scared it's gonna be horrible

[–] Des@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

strap me to a nuclear pulse propulsion missile and fire me at the sun!! nasrallah