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[–] Zrybew@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Merica is the only country that makes movies about how traumatised they got from invading other countries

[–] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

From 2018 lmao. This entire article is a gold mine

said Saadon to the group of awed soldiers, describing the chills that went up and down his spine as he realized that all he had was his M16 assault rifle and some tear gas to defend himself against the unarmed Palestinian family standing only dozens of yards away. “I could see the whites of the baby’s eyes and hear her terrifying cries, and I knew it was either her or me. And this wasn’t some newborn infant, you know? This was a baby who could probably sit up independently. I was scared, but I acted quickly to throw that tear gas at her and her older sister. And who knows how many lives I saved

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The Onion's changed ever since they got bought out by the Sun God, Apollo.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] LapGoat@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago

Apollo's godly domains include prophecy