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Cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/10820794

Also, not my joke.

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[–] GoosLife@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Remember to drink water, this might give you dry mouth

[–] darvocet 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

… don’t you mean cottonmouth?

[–] GoosLife@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Lmao yes, that's perfect

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

But is full of fibers so good for your gut!

[–] MisterMoo@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Fun fact: if you put one of these in Ben Shapiro’s wife’s vagina it just stays a pill and never expands.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

for the uninitiated, here's a leaked image of ben shapiro's wife's vag:

NSFW

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

If you put one of these in Ben Shapiro's ass, he'll ask you where you bought it from.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Has anyone here ever used these? I haven’t, so I don’t understand how they’re practical. I get that using water makes them expand… but what good is a wet towel? What am I missing?

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 44 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I believe it's for washing yourself. Not something us Lemmy/kbin users have much experience with.

[–] Kolli@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 years ago

Ah the good old terminally online- joke.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

I had one as a gift. It was more a novelty, but I guess it's very small to package.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

They would swallow them, so their bellies would fill up with towels and then they would die.

[–] Rayspekt@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Man I wonder how's bad it'd be if someone managed to swallow one of those.

[–] pikmeir@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They're pretty big so you probably wouldn't be able to swallow one. They're a bit smaller than a quarter but quite thick. It'd start to expand in your mouth as soon as it got a little wet and you'd (hopefully) realize immediately that you're not supposed to swallow it. If you ignored all of that and forced yourself to swallow it, then you're probably going to choke as it expands. If you somehow got it in your stomach, then it'll expand in there and you'll have other serious issues.

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

If you hold a corner with your teeth and get the rest of it through you; give your insides a real good polish

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Disposable? What are they made from?

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Polyester. They're disposable because they're cheap, not because it's good for the environment.

Edit: I think they do make some out of paper

[–] HerrBeter@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Cellulose I'd recon

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

If I was young again I would totally go to nightclubs and sell these lol