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Xi presses the Taiwan earthquake button.
Then he presses the NYC earthquake button.
Where will he strike next?? 
Don't forget to tune in for an analysis from our China watcher John Dungoof.
LAUNCH SPY BALLOON
DEPLOY SECRET POLICE STATION
ACTIVATE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE
xi's new powerful weapon: 
What's funnier is that this was repeated in non-satirical publication
...In this context, China’s strategic priority is to avoid doing anything that would interrupt the process of U.S. decline...
Sorry, the button's got no juice. I don't see two tea cups.