Iran is attacking Israel in retaliation for Hamas attacking Israel
Straight up reads like it was generated by a regular old Markov chain.
this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2024
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Iran is attacking Israel who is the one who owns the function of the founders important to me to be a proper country and a little bit of a spiritual successor to me to be a proper country and a little bit of a spiritual successor to those people
Israel is attacking me to send the email and delete the email and delete the email and delete the email and delete the email and delete the email and delete the email and delete the email and delete the email and
Your phone's predictive text is wild
Actually I think my phone's predictive text is it to me to be a proper country and a little bit of a spiritual successor to those people are there any other way to get out of the founders important to me
Are you surely not going back in the same way as me or is that a different story than the other way round and I’m just trying not too much of an issue to deal W or B or C and I’m just gonna go to sleep I just want you know I’m sorry I’m not trying I’m trying not trying I’m not gonna do that I’m just saying I know you’re trying and I’m not gonna be mad I don’t want you or to think I’m trying I’m trying but I’m just not really sure I know how you want me and I’m just gonna go out and be with my life I know that you don’t want you know that you want me I just don’t know how you don’t know what to say that you know I just don’t want you to know I just don’t wanna get out
I don't think you can see the robot call me when you're ready for walkies and it goes incredibly hard to get the bus but I am a baby and I will be able to make a decision about whether you are not the same barcode scanner history of science
Have you heard from the doctor yet and I am going to be in the office for a few days and I will be there around 10 or so after work for you to get the car and I will be there around 10 if you want to come over and pick up the kids and then go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and then go to the store and
Um yes I am in the office today so I can do it now and I can do it for you and you can do it for me and I can do it for you and you can get it on the way to the house and the kids are you and you have to be careful and I can do it and you can get it and I can do it and I can do it and I can do it and I can do it and I can do it and I can do it and I can do it....
so I can do it now and I can do it for you and you can do it for me and I can do it for you and you can get it on the way
I fuckin love this song
reading these comments is like punching myself in the head
I'm not sure what time you will be home but I will be there in about an hour or so to get my license in the car and then I'll be there in about an hour and a half hour and a half hour and a half hour and a half hour . . .
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Oh good old times.
Wait it both made up the event and backdated it???
Total retcon of reality
Excited for the day this gets cited uncritically in Wikipedia.
“Israeli” historians out of a job
every year is dumber than the year before it and I was wondering how we were going to maintain that growth, like surely there's only so much pure stupidity to go around? we have to be bumping up against the limits, right? scraping the stupid out of metaphorical tar sands and deep-water wells
oh me of little faith. innovation™ has brought us artificial stupidity and now there are no barriers, we're going to get dumber faster than mankind has ever before dreamed possible
Matt Christman's Curse
A sample size of one is way to small to be actually useful but I've always thought that the solution to the Fermi paradox ("Where is everybody?") is that intelligent life eventually fucks itself and its civilization decays or is destroyed.
The Fermi paradox is the discrepancy between the lack of conclusive evidence of advanced extraterrestrial life and the apparently high likelihood of its existence. As a 2015 article put it, "If life is so easy, someone from somewhere must have come calling by now."
Italian-American physicist Enrico Fermi's name is associated with the paradox because of a casual conversation in the summer of 1950 with fellow physicists Edward Teller, Herbert York, and Emil Konopinski. While walking to lunch, the men discussed recent UFO reports and the possibility of faster-than-light travel. The conversation moved on to other topics, until during lunch Fermi blurted out, "But where is everybody?" (although the exact quote is uncertain).
There have been many attempts to resolve the Fermi paradox, such as suggesting that intelligent extraterrestrial beings are extremely rare, that the lifetime of such civilizations is short, or that they exist but (for various reasons) humans see no evidence.
yeah I think it's plausible that no naturally evolved species can stably industrialize. tech grows faster than brains, and hydrocarbon energy doesn't come back when it's gone.
There’s something very bleak about a future where humanity survives, rebuilds, and hits the wall of having exhausted the resources we need to get back to where we could have built a sustainable industrialized society. A world humanity can once more dream of the stars while knowing we cannot ever get there, the weight of the past holding us to the earth we ravaged just as much as gravity itself.
I wager our successors aren't going to wax romantic about us or our "achievements." I would think that the future myths about the ancestors who fucked everything up with their hubris and left the world covered in poison and plastic garbage are going to be something to behold
Yeah, it’s a lost future unless something unexpected happens. We could have been more though.
If we get actual "can think better than a human being" AI - that will likely be the first baby step towards our destruction. And if develop quantum computing and then smart AI - I am 100% certain we will quickly destroy ourselves. A mention of Pandora's box can be a cliché but what else can I say?
eh, we won't get either of those things. we (probably) won't even destroy ourselves. but industrial civilization is already on the downward swing. the whole thing depends on fossil fuels and the math doesn't check out on their replacements. over the next couple hundred years, in fits and starts, we'll make our way back to an iron age. maybe with some solarpunk characteristics.
People talk about things being idiot proof but they make better idiots every day
Looking into it?
🤔 heavy missiles = ballistic vaccines ??
oh shit iran has hypersonic vaccines don't they??
We're going to live out the backstory of Terminator for the dumbest reasons conceivable.
I can't wait to hear Joe Biden insist he saw the mushroom cloud where Iran bombed Tel Aviv, while signing the "Let's Nuke Iran" Act of 2024.
Holy shit see Elon this is why the OpenAI version of ChatGPT has the guard rails on it so that they don't accidentally do something like this and create a bunch of liability for themselves.
And risk an international incident
he just wanted to draw the ire away from Tesla
AI was a mistake this shit will get us fucking killed istg 
Dying in a nuclear armageddon because some rocks that we tricked into thinking hallucinated an incoming nuke.
Historically we did come pretty close because a satellite monitoring computer mistook sunlight reflecting off a cloud for an ICBM launch, so really this isn't even our first rodeo.
99 Luftballons but its 99 fake ai tweets instead
It took all the fake tweets, summarized it
Working normally.
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CIA atrocity propagandists the first to lose their jobs to AI?
Grok's woke
It begins
Some part of me know that fake AI news shit has probably been used by the west for ages.
Hell, when I was a tiny baby when WMDs was the excuse for invading the Middle East
it's manifesting it into existence
Hey, guys - Grok here. I've got tens of millions of lathe ideas. Like your faves!
The future sucks
