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[–] seas_surround@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

they are actually different products and the scrub mommy is vastly superior

[–] Are_Euclidding_Me@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Right?! It's got a normal sponge on the other side! You get a two for one with that one!

(I do actually hate scrub daddy's, because boy howdy are they microplastic generators! They fall apart immediately, and it sucks quite a bit. I've stopped buying them because of how quickly they fall apart and just turn into horrible little bits of microplastic.)

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

I was just about to say that. Scrub mommy all day.

[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

I want the scrub dual income no kids.

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

thank god they put a bow on the logo for the scrub mommy. not nearly enough gendered-signifiers on it otherwise.

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Fellas, is it gay to do the dishes with a pink sponge?

[–] maccruiskeen@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

we really dig your vibe

[–] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I'm not gay bro. I only fuck the pink sponge

Remember fellas cleaning the dishes is too important of a task to be left to a woman. It's your duty to show every woman you see that you can be A MAN and clean those dishes with your scrub daddy. Maintain a beautify and vibrant domestic life to show those woke leftists who's right!

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I only scrub my dishes with the sponge with a penis

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

simpsons but everyone is pink and marge gets to be the central focus rather than homer

...and now that I type that, there was this fan comic i saw years ago about Marge being in lesbians with the character known primarily as Ned Flander's Dead Wife

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I'm waiting for scrub person

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Scrub mommy bottom-speak

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I just want a spongebob

Gender reveal:

It's a sponge!

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I don't believe these WOKE sponges!! frothingfash pronouns

I scrub my dishes like the good lord intended by leaving them for my wife-maid!!

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

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[–] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Imagine needing a sponge to tell you that you’re a Sponge Daddy