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[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Introducing the $10000 apple robotic litter box

Apple washing machine

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

take a page from the airlines and go heavy into revolving lines of credit. airlines make more now on their credit cards than their flights.

like apple pay but make it a special RFID chip card made out of polished aluminum with a brushed apple logo and make it like 1mm thicker than the thickest card. maybe it comes with an annual fee app that shows all your finances with a really smooth interface.

the apple heads will go insane to be able to flash it around, and give like points towards other apple shit.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

a special RFID chip card

I have to ask a version stupid question - it would act as the remote control?

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The robots Apple releases.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Kaylon builders deserved it

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Though the effort is still in the beginning stages — and it’s unclear if the products will ultimately be released — Apple is under growing pressure to find new sources of revenue. It scrapped an electric vehicle project in February, and a push into mixed-reality goggles is expected to take years to become a major moneymaker.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago