If you don't want to click a twitter link, here's a link to the video by itself: https://streamable.com/vjlt90
Dog: is cute
Chuds: 
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Yo, this your cousin?
Yes.
Nobody better call me a good boy, because I am strong, I am in control 
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Yeah I can verify that is indeed not a man
Chuds seem to get their entire understanding of what feminism is from femdom fetish content.
Also manosphere content aside, this is kind of an excessive level of pet grooming. Some of this is actively harmful if done too frequently so hopefully it's not all a weekly routine or anything.
Walking into an incel podcast holding up a dog: "Behold a feminist" 
Video about a cute well trained dog getting groomed
Men: Anyway here's how feminism is poisoning the blood of white people.
Imagine being loved, clean and well fed.
Wow I would really hate to be that dog 
Feminism is turning men into cute, soft dogs!
It's so FUCKING annoying how twitter forces you to make an account to see the replies dunking on dipshits like this. FUCK YOU Elon and FUCK TWITTER BLUE, the mark of the absolutely unhinged.
You're welcome or I'm sorry. https://nitter.poast.org/StephenCaseyRea/status/1774869117423497607#m
What does this meaaaannn
When you definitely understand how dogs work.
I’m no expert but from what I understand, apart from nursing, all the canines in a pack do the same thing
That is largely correct, yeah. Dogs and even wolves largely don't have significant role differences outside of the parent/child pack structure. The whole "alpha" thing is nonsense, the "pack leaders" are just the parents of their pups who hang out with them into adulthood
Dogs are immune to the woke mind virus.
Ok this is a bit account.
Or they're ridiculously horny for Andrew Tate.
Dogs are meant to FIGHT.
Everything to them is WAR.
meanwhile, Saint Bernards, whose whole deal is rescuing people
I think a lot of men would enjoy to be taken care like this
Imagine being so black-pilled that an objectively cute dog makes you feel contempt.
Goddamn that's a cute video.
Also if feminism means free spa days for men, who tf is gonna complain about that?
Getting a dog and naming her Feminism as a bit.
"Look at what Feminism is doing to...!"
I hope Biden names his next dog Feminism.
"Feminism maimed three secret service agents!"
That would at least explain why they keep acting like feminism shit in their shoes.
Comrades! Behold! My new dog!!
I rate your dog 15/10
They've turned the dogs against us 
Naoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Everyone do yourselves a favor and watch the video itself. S-tier palate cleanser.
Masculinity is when you are docile and weak unless women can be controlled.
This is exactly what they WANT.
To soften men up and peg them ~~into not being able to have a say in the world.~~
Hi I would like to apply for the position of "Foley Artist for Videos of Cute Animals Being Pampered" please.
I'm sure the camera's microphone couldn't have possibly picked up the sound of a Q tip gently cleaning a dog's ear like that, so someone has to be a Foley artist
Yeah I'm pretty sure most of this is foley. A couple of sections really give it away, like the noise of dog chapstick or whatever being rubbed on its nose. There's no way that shit makes a sound lol
https://youtube.com/shorts/C7xttGRh8gA?si=2sB0w9vh6FGnwTgS
Channel of the dog if you want to turn your brain into mush watching cute doggie get pampered
Mush brain, here I come!
...also, the nail clipping sounds at the beginning of that video form the beginning of the melody of "Ode to Joy". Surely it must have been pitch-shifted, right?
edit: seems like it's a recurring theme, since the next one I watched had "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"
Uncritical support to feminism in its crusade to turn all men into puppyboys honestly.
This is unimaginably cute. The only thing I ever put on my dog is musher's secret, and she barely tolerates it.
I wish I was as cute as that pup, come on feminism! We need to push for more, clearly!
Wow that's a pampered and surprisingly chill dog. If I did that to any of my dogs (RIP) they would've been moving the whole time
Gr8 B8
The gall to spew that shit when misogynists have demanded weakness and docility from women for god knows how long, under the threat of violence
It's. Always. Projection.
"They want to do to us what we have done to them as revenge, therefore the best course of action is to double down on our crimes and eventually they will be demoralized and be forced to forgive us."
is the only language these scumbags understand.
that dog is sedated right?
Bring it on, I need to be a bit domesticated tbh.
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