What if...
Harry Potter became a tankie after reading marxists.org after the dawn of the Internet?!
He then goes on to fight J.K. Rowling in a duel.
"Expecto proletarianus!"
Ding dong, the witch is dead.
this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2024
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because he's br*t*sh he actually becomes a trot
real
Imagine a darker world where Harry Pooper wasn't written by a racist terf
Is Cho Chang still around in this one as a chinese communist?
Wdym she's Korean? (Yes ik her name is like saying Conrad Van Beek)
I just wanted to bully Joanne's naming strategies and racism. It blows me away that people still take HP seriously with shit like that in the mix...
Don't worry, I was just correcting ye... she's prbly from the DPRK, ye know?
a friend read a bit of this and this is what he said:
ok so Harry gets thrown in the gulag in Siberia
where people eat each other for food
he has to fight and kill an old man for the privilege to fit on the steam train that goes to the mines every day
because that's the only way to earn better food i think
he finds a gold nugget which gets taken by another prisoner and this causes a ruckus
somehow he escapes in the mess
but he gets a bayonet wound
so he walks bleeding for hours in the snow
and before he almost collapses he is found by a pack of arctic wolves
who want to eat him
so he fights and kills the alpha wolf with his bare hands, which scares the other wolves off
he then butchers the wolf with his bare hands, eats the meat raw and sleeps in the skin of the wolf
also he's 5 when this happens
people will say this is not communism
i suspected its some edgy shit, but it's april 1st
harsh winter of unforgiving russia.... westoids stop reheating stale nazi bullshit please. russia is no more characterized by harsh winters than by hot summers...
Just like they had Grindlewald (?) as the secret power behind the Nazis (and let's just say there were a lot of loose ends from that one), in this series Voldemort is the secret power behind the breakup of the USSR
I promise I'm still working on my magic college novel with anti-capitalist themes and communist apologia. Thank you all for your patience as I decide to change the name of consumable magic enhancers from "drugs" to "dynamizers" and other slang terms.