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[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 118 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Well that was certainly a wild interview, but you definitely seem like the least traumatized person who's interviewed for this position by far so you're hired."

[–] Senseless@feddit.de 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 27 points 1 year ago

Work 1 week, ask for a raise in the 2nd therapy session

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago

average slaughterhouse worker

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 105 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Money saving tip: instead of therapy, just respond to the "wrong number" pig butchering scammers and play along with their game. The whole point of pig butchering scams is to foster friendship and connection before scamming you out of all your money. So you can talk to them about your problems and they have to listen and form coherent responses. As a bonus you'll be wasting the time of a scammer.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is it bad when the scammers start begging you to leave them alone?

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 year ago

We call that the Kitboga technique

[–] EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That means you're winning.

[–] Restaldt@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

My therapist is about to break

I can feel it

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 21 points 1 year ago

This must be what they called the Invisible Hand Of The Free Market.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Absolutely brilliant

[–] Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I'm currently doing that right now on a dating app.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Doesn't matter. They can't hurt other people if their time is being wasted

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

I once was on a panel where the interviewee responded "my family" to the weakness question, and did not elaborate. So this is a mood.

[–] MisterMcBolt@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Great for first dates too!

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Free access to a psychologist.

[–] Septimaeus 12 points 1 year ago

Upper management material