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LPT: The sky rats [AKA geese] in the parks are entering nesting season, and will get more aggressive. Here is simple way to defend yourself from an aggressive goose even if you are a child. (lemmit.online)

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Take a light jacket or sweater with you. If a goose tries to attack you, just hold the jacket in front of you spread out bull fighter style. The goose is so stupid that it will bite and flap at the cloth and think it is biting you. Works every time.

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[–] EricIAm@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Cool. Now, where to find an aggressive goose to try it out on?