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[–] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

US President George W. Bush first finds out about 9/11

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I, a child, am on the right. My mother is on the left. I have just done something in public that embarassed my mother. She is whispering in my ear in a scary voice what is going to happen to me when we get home.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope that's pure fiction.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, that's really a picture of my mom and I.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But you've doxxed yourselves.

Ninja edit: Never mind. You surely look different now. Carry on.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah but I still get the same look on my face when the waitress leans in and whispers, "Sir, please stop pretending the asparagus are walrus tusks, or we'll have to ask you to leave."

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

stop pretending the asparagus are walrus tusks

Some people do not understand what true humor is all about.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Two Hexbearites cosplaying one of our famous emojis second-plane

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

second-plane biden-supervised Global Thermonuclear Telephone

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Favorite answer.

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You can just feel the sexual tension between them

[–] NESSI3@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] Facky@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Bush learns of the 9/11 attacks for the first time

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

That's the trip-sitter on the left.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"A second poop has his the pants"

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

"sir there have been complaints about a smell..."

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

"sir it was leaked that nancy reagan was a throat goat. The republican party's approval rating has reached 90%"

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

left: nutritionist

right: dubya

"You really should eat more pretzels."

[–] getoffthedrugsdude@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

That wasn't a silent fart

[–] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

"Hail HYDRA"

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who has the AI optical illusion of a destroyed middle eastern country but it's composed to show this photo of Bush

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FanonFan@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Damn, that's probably the only ai gen image id actually consider art lol

[–] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

"sir, don't look, but the people in the mural are staring RIGHT AT YOU"

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

sir, you've shat your pants, sir

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

'Smells like burnt electrical gear"

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

biden-supervised Crap Force One has a shortage on adult diapers.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

A scene from the movie, "Spies Like Us", starring Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase. In this scene, Chevy Chases' character is whispering, "Whats a Dikfer?", in Dan Aykroyd's character's ear.