There's two cats hanging around my backyard and I think they are the kittens from last summer but they grew up and now they gotta be like 6 m.o., the momma cat still hangs out around here too. If you're the FBI agent that watches my profile and knows my home address you can come and adopt them.

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[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Does that offer also apply to DHS agents? shy

[–] AcidMarxist@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can you post pics? Asking for my handler

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I see them again I will

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 6 points 1 year ago

Nvm we saw them walk by your webcam. So cute!

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i was so briefly worried this was gonna be a post about your cat

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's my darling boy, NOT up for adoption.

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

and that little old man better stay that way!

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago

I feel like this is a rom-com plot waiting to happen.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Similarly, if you're the cat that shits in my back yard and knows my home address you can take the federal agents in the garden bed to do with what you will.

[–] davel@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

:fedpetting: