cranking my hog on the toilet with a plastic bag over my head.
so a college kid 35,000 years later can see the photo on a slidedeck and say, "Respect, King" and get a big laugh.
this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2024
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Our times version of the Pompeii jerk off guy
Just going to shove as many bottle caps into my ass as I can
Sit on toilet reading magazine about whatever global nuclear threat launched the nuke holding a blunt in the other hand
I'll make sure I'm in a wAcKy pose like le fallout 4 and my skeleton will have it's head in the toilet with a plunger up my ass.
Tape the plunger to your head as a hat
im currently on a pretty high floor im sure i'll either be vaporized or buried under rubble
Probably hug my cat so that someone looting my house has a moment of sadness while they steal my cans of beans
Body shielding an adorable plushie whale.
I’m literally almost gonna cry dude.
Scruffy gonna die the way he lived.
I want to be the idiot that thought they could hide in their bath tub. I would be in the fetal position snuggling with my pikachu plushie
Hunched over my keyboard. Died as I lived, a gamer and a poster (and too online)
I guess i'd throw all the guns, my stuffie, and the copy of Fight Club in the bathtub and jump in after it.
Im near a naval base that is one of two repair depots for blackhawk and apache helicopters, along with launching UAVs. There was another here that also housed minesweeping vessels and aircraft carriers, but that base was BRAC’d some time back.
The remaining naval base is on a relatively short list of actual nuke targets. Im not doing shit but calling my kids one last time to tell them i love them.