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Jesus: is crucified

Catholics: “Look at how good this Friday is”

Getting brutally tortured and crucified sounds like a pretty terrible Friday to me. An actual Good Friday would be like, Jesus getting high with his buddies and playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on the PS1 while eating pizza.

Can someone please explain this.

EDIT: How about “Good Friday” but it’s Jesus getting high with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.

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[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

in finnish it's called "Pitkä Perjantai", which translates to "Long Friday", and that atleast makes sense, chilling on a cross is bound to feel like it takes forever shrug-outta-hecks

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's "Long Friday" in Swedish as well, and tradition dictates that you are not allowed to be happy on that day. Which I guess makes sense if you spend the day thinking about torture like you're supposed to.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fairly confident in saying we got the name from Sweden, considering how them vikingr-boys, -girls and enbys kinda forcefully christianised the country

we used to be soo coool before that vegan-seitan

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't worry, we can still make you less cool. Even if we have to work through ambassadors and envoys these days instead of armies we are nowhere near our limit.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

oh im not worrying, Sweden could legalize anything and our pathetic government would do it too the next year, except worse somehow, something something East-Sweden smdh

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Swedish government will never legalize anything. Anyway, we should focus on destroying NATO from the inside as detailed in little folders we all received in the mail. I think they still trust that we are actual new members, so if we launch the sneak attack in the next few weeks we should be fine, right?

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, man. NATO will destroy itself inshallah just as our loser countries join up and wreck our international reputation. Truly there could be nothing more fitting.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

People didn't think it could be done, but our governments managed to sneak aboard the Titanic when it had already hit the iceberg.

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

When I was young I just thought Good Friday was like, the opposite of Friday the 13th so you have good luck that day or something.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

so.. do souls have a memory or what?

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