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[–] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 97 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

BTW these things also scan the genital area. If an unoperated trans woman passes through, it flags her for having a hidden weapon in her crotch. This has been a source of forced outings, public humiliation and in some cases outright sexual harassment by flight security staff ever since these machines where introduced at airports, i find the idea that somebody could be forced to endure that before every subway ride absolutely nightmarish.

[–] Hurvitz@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah I was gonna make the trashfuture joke about it being a t-slur detector but honestly its not even funny, this is horrible

[–] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

btw a common way to confirm the victim's claim that the alarm was set off by girldick and not by a firearm is to do a patdown in the crotch area, with the gender of the person doing the patdown depending on the airport's levels of transphobia.

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Aren’t these the ones that also instantly destroy insulin pumps?

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[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 91 points 1 year ago (3 children)

i don't even have words for this one. this is completely deranged even by US standards. they're going to make you go through the TSA experience every single day. it won't do anything to stop crime or terrorism or anything that it says on its face. they're going to do this, it's going to stay, and the only people who are for it are people who don't use the subway

god damn america

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every day I get blasted by x-rays.

Have very little money.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where do i buy this exact bag

[–] Hurvitz@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

https://www.ebay.com/itm/355562896577

or redbubble or one of those sites that just algorithmically generates custom merchandise that it can dropship

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Twice a day at least… Fucking miserable timeline.

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[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This has got to be a set up for some kind of rent seeking behavior right? They'll definitely create some kind of fast pass that costs $100 dollars a month that you'll need to pass a background check, have a social security number, and a permanent address to obtain.

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[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Uh... wtfcringe

“This is our Sputnik moment,” Adams said at a news conference at Fulton Transit Center in Lower Manhattan. “Like when Kennedy said we’re going to put a man on the moon. ... Let’s bring on the scanners.”

https://gothamist.com/news/nypd-to-test-scanners-with-ai-tech-to-crack-down-on-guns-in-nyc-subway

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

I can't think of a more fitting quote to sum up the 21st century

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[–] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

China: high speed rail and efficiency

America: You have to be scanned and there will be a cop with a drug dog

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

Ok, but have you considered the following: China bad

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

are they trying to privatise & dismantle the subway? decrease ridership, pump costs, making it this theatrical political problem?

then it'll be proposed that a private interest can rejuvenate and solve all these manufactured problems

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bit idea: Get a bunch of people who have gun shaped objects strapped to them to continuously walk through these to bog the entire system down so the rest of the complacent New Yorkers rebel against it too.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why yes officer, I always have 7 conspicuous dildos under my clothing. Would you like one?

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Your dildos don't have trigger-operated vibrators? How do you live?

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[–] i_ben_fine@lemmy.one 21 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a plot written by Cory Doctorow.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

What the fuck has happened in New York to justify the need for airport level security in subways?

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 71 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They hired a cop to be mayor.

This is probably all about shutting down the next blm or occupy or whatever by creating check points at transit hubs.

[–] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago (3 children)

In Chicago during the BLM protests they shut down the trains and then raised all the bridges so you couldn't get out then issued a curfew. They literally made a giant kettle

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That’s when you start burning shit down.

I was in a kettle once and the crowd was pushed against a citibank. well those bank windows got smashed and people streamed into the bank and trashed it and escaped through it. Lmao. Hundreds still got arrested, but many escaped.

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Yeah. Literal super-villain shit.

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[–] sempersigh@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It doesn’t bear out statistically that the subway is dangerous this is literally because of crime stories that go viral that create this perception. If you use the argument I just made people will literally accuse you of gaslighting them. Oh oh and another thing the New Yorkers who scream the loudest about this shit are the ones that DONT ride the subway; they’re fucking cowards. I’ve spent thousands of hours on the subway while there have been uncomfortable moments I have never been attacked or thought I was going to be attacked. It’s fucking safe as fuck; I’ve been to plenty of places in America where I felt unsafe and I’m telling you the nyc subway is fucking safe as fuckkkk. People are racist cowards.

Edit: I don’t want to sound too dismissive though as I’m a tall dude and at the end of the day; In the same way it can be sketchy to walk in certain parts of town at 2am as a woman the same is for the subway; sexual harassment happens and just like nearly every woman has a story of being sexually harassed/assaulted above ground; nearly every woman I talk to that rides the subway has a story of something happening down there. Obviously the fascist security theater in the OP won’t have any impact on that whatsoever but yeah safety is relative and I understand engrained misogyny can create very different perceptions of these environments for woman, trans, GNC ect

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[–] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wasn't there like a stabbing by a serial attacker and the cops hid until the guy who was being stabbed subdued him by himself?

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[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How the fuck is this even a little bit feasible at any station during rush hour

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (3 children)

it isnt. you will buy a car or you will be anally probed

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A car in NYC at rush hour is slower than standing still

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

until they create checkpoints at every block, then youll wish you had a car!

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[–] Magician@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago

Every day, capitalism finds new and horrible ways to ruin public services.

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Another example of liberals becoming more authoritarian.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Becoming? They already were. They've just made strides in making it more socially acceptable

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

How do we reverse this?

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[–] regul@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

mfs saw the TSA and were like: Brilliant!

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

Wow, the Stop-and-frisk-plausible-deniability beam! We really are living in the future agony-wholesome

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Sorry that rent’s 80% of your income, but we gotta spend countless dozens of millions of dollars to instate martial law to stop the post-COVID surge of crime to its rates during the violent era of uhhhhh

checks chart

the early 2010s

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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

Ima keep it real with you NYC, I don't think this is going to help improve MTA ridership. kermit-pain

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would always roll my eyes at the plane-vs-HSR comparisons when they would include TSA time in the overall plane time only. Of course they're going to have tedious and invasive security theater before you can get on an american high-speed train. MTA's proving that they don't need new technologies or a significant attack as an impetus; they're making the existing train worse because fuck you for not driving.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Interestingly many of China's HSR train stations are in the city outskirts and have security theater but still managed to cut out a lot of domestic aviation's market.

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[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

sounds like a great time for vandalism

[–] WELCOMETHRILLHO@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Foucault machine goes brrr

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

But there's no money for housing.

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Are they worried someone's gonna hijack the subway and drive it into the world trade center?

[–] O__O@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Land of the free showing its great freedom again

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A crazy person screamed at me and my wife and threatened to kill me for like 45 minutes on a NYC subway once.

That was fun. 🙄

I still say abolish the police.

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