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I'll choose 3, 5, and 7.

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

Grindset: purple, brown and black

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Blue, pink, and brown. Because it's nice to be liked, sugar is bad for my teeth, and cats... know things...

[–] ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

3, 8, and 9. I already have estrogen and already am a master pizza chef. 5 is unethical, it's basically mind control

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Bottom row.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Red, yellow, and purple.

It's catboy pizza time!

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[–] OKRainbowKid@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Black, blue, and purple. It's not even close.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Blue. Three times, just to be sure.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

wait there are people who don't pick 8? what is wrong with y'all? I am more like 8, 8 and 8

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u dont need purple, pink or brown if u're willing to learn and if u're a master pizza chef that understands cats and can trick ur own mind u also wont need blue :3 and maybe that attraction will also get free laser sessions so u wont need yellow! :D

[–] FleetingTit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

3?!? That isn't even difficult then. Red, brown, black.

[–] BioDriver@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago

Brown, purple, and black. We unstoppable.

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you, water is my favorite drink!

[–] Luci@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

I already got estrogen, and $20 is $20... I'll take the $20 three times please!!

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

6 three times.

Suffer the wrath of the Pizza Overlord, mortals.

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[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Black and Blue are OP everyone should take them.

I pick the water thing (pink) but totally get if you want to talk to cats or have a tail or whatever.

[–] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I'll take the column on the right. A pizza chef who doesn't need to sleep or shave sounds like all my problems taken care of in one go!

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These all have monkeys paw potential, but assuming there are no negative repercussions or ethical problems:

Ears and tail, 20$ and general mutual attraction

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[–] madeline@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

imagine making decisions i’m just taking triple estrogen

[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

5, 8, and 9.

1 is entirely useless to me, so is 7 because water is my favorite drink. I do not wish to become a girl so 2 is also out of the question. 5 is useless, because it's just a tautology. EDIT: I read that wrong (as "people who find you attractive find you attractive"), oops. 4 is only marginally useful, and 3 and 6 could be good but pales in comparison to the rest.

8 is basically a superpower that nobody else has.

9 would give me so much more time to do the things I like doing.

After rereading 5, it's the best one out of the bunch. I cannot find any romance in my life, and this would get me 99% of the way to fixing this problem.

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[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do they find me as attractive as I find them? I'm pretty sure I think my wife is much cuter than she thinks I am.

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[–] scorpious@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No need for sleep = [a lot more] remaining useful lifetime!

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[–] Nikki@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

2, 3, 6

estrogen yummy

dysphoria extra bye bye

pizza chef easy job coverage

[–] citrusface@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Pizza chef, talk to cats, no sleep.

Easy.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Red, pink, and black. As a furry, why wouldn't I choose red? With the pink pill, the water wouldn't really change flavor as I'm a big water fan. And with never having to sleep, I'd be able to get less done in more time... wait...

[–] KidnappedByKitties@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Black is placebo, I don't have to sleep now either

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

hell yea tail
someone else can have the others idc

[–] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Can I take the 20 dollars three times?

[–] TeckFire@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Choose 3?

Pink, Black, and Blue. Easily best combo.

If I could only pick one, Black, all the way

[–] Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Talking with cats enables the ultimate blackmail scheme 😈😏

[–] Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Which pill let's me vote for a political party that will legalize all drugs?

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I already have ears??

Anyway, probably blue but black seems appealing.

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[–] Quexotic 4 points 1 year ago

5,7,9. It'd be fun.

[–] splatsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Cyan, yellow, green. Let me sleep but fuck let me be rid of this damn hair

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[–] danhab99@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • top center
  • middle middle
  • top right

boy kisser

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[–] TheWonderfool@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was going to choose 1, then I noticed that it is "you get ears and tail" and now I'm like...

I already have ears will I get additional ears? Where will they be, and how they will be like?

So now I am lost pondering this important questions

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Does pink make room temperature water taste like ice cold water?

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