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[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A witness said is a man eating a detached leg. The detached leg came from a person hit by a train near the Wasco Amtrak station earlier that morning.

Atleast there was no murder

[–] ThisMachinePostsHog@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mf really went, "Ooh, free leg!"

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would have been free lunch if it wasn’t for those pesky ~~kids~~ cannibalism laws.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

never mind cannibalism, he was arrested for "taking evidence from the scene" :D

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Peoplewithseriousmentalhealthissues be houngry

[–] vertexarray@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

So, how many stray limbs has this guy eaten and gotten away with

This shit is exactly why I got out of news

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yoshihage Kira, but for legs

[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

what a beautiful 杜王

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

he just like me fr fr

What's wrong with this form of cannibalism? At least the person didn't have to kill the guy for his 🍗

😋 Tho....

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

at last a normal news headline